If I studied all my life, I couldn’t think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.
-Will Rogers
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Will Rogers Quotes – An economist’s guess is liable to be as good as anybody else’s..
An economist’s guess is liable to be as good as anybody else’s.
-Will Rogers
Will Rogers Quotes – We don’t seem to be able to check crime..
We don’t seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?
-Will Rogers
Will Rogers Quotes – Everything is funny..
Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
-Will Rogers
Will Rogers Quotes – The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself..
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
-Will Rogers
Will Rogers Quotes – So live that you wouldn’t be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip..
So live that you wouldn’t be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
-Will Rogers
Will Rogers Quotes – There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you..
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
-Will Rogers
Will Rogers Quotes – There’s only one thing that can kill the movies..
There’s only one thing that can kill the movies, and that’s education.
-Will Rogers
Will Rogers Quotes – A man only learns in two ways..
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
-Will Rogers
Will Rogers Quotes – It’s not what you pay a man..
It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
-Will Rogers