Man – a creature made at the end of the week’s work when God was tired.
-Mark Twain
Tag: Mark Twain
Mark Twain Quotes – Courage is resistance to fear..
Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.
-Mark Twain
Mark Twain Quotes – Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education..
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
-Mark Twain
Mark Twain Quotes – The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them..
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
-Mark Twain
Mark Twain Quotes – Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation..
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation.
-Mark Twain
Mark Twain Quotes – Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing..
Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.
-Mark Twain
Mark Twain Quotes – I didn’t attend the funeral..
I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
-Mark Twain
Mark Twain Quotes – Prosperity is the best protector of principle..
Prosperity is the best protector of principle.
-Mark Twain
Mark Twain Quotes – Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen..
Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.
-Mark Twain
Mark Twain Quotes – Prophesy is a good line of business..
Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks.
-Mark Twain