The Christian’s Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes.
-Mark Twain
Tag: Mark Twain
Mark Twain Quotes – Good friends..
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
-Mark Twain
Mark Twain Quotes – In the first place..
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
-Mark Twain
Mark Twain Quotes – What a wee little part of a person’s life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head..
What a wee little part of a person’s life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself.
-Mark Twain
Mark Twain Quotes – Man – a creature made at the end of the week’s work when God was tired..
Man – a creature made at the end of the week’s work when God was tired.
-Mark Twain
Mark Twain Quotes – Courage is resistance to fear..
Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.
-Mark Twain
Mark Twain Quotes – Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education..
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
-Mark Twain
Mark Twain Quotes – The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them..
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
-Mark Twain
Mark Twain Quotes – Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation..
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation.
-Mark Twain
Mark Twain Quotes – Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing..
Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.
-Mark Twain